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So, I hear that Twitter is cool. I'm afraid I'm woefully ignorant as to WHY it's so popular. I can log in and let EVERYONE who cares know, and anyone who doesn't, exactly what I am doing every moment of my day. 1. Hacking up some stuff, I just woke up. 2. Making my morning potty stop. 3. Making some tea. 4. Going potty again. etc.

I can also follow people to see exactly when others get up, pee, drink tea/coffee, etc.

Why is this useful? Will someone please enlighten me? I mean, I can TEXT twitter so everyone can know, no matter where I am, just what I'm doing. "I just saw a deer at the park wearing a baseball hat", etc.

I'm lost. That'll be my next update on Twitter.